is now to start an exciting Colombian football tournament, none by the international media, but which presents shows much better than the Premiership or the English League (?????). Let's start with the counting of the best, or at least less trivial FPC clubs, specifically in the transfer market item that every year that passes is less attractive but at least pretends to take the lead in recycling environmental policies and reuse. As always noticed that if you do not see your team in this post, first look here (?), And then proceed to send an appropriation of $ 121.567 to BBV Savings Account on behalf of 456-255711-52 G roup Cluster and Global Investment World Soccer's gibberish Inc. By return email you will receive our thanks and a link to see the movements of his beloved team.
then proceed with the teams that do exist (?):
Once Caldas
arrived: Let's start with the champion, no matter how little you sell (?). We imagine they are the economic problems which require the Eleven to be further strengthened so as not to play down to Libertadores. Or the thing is on the side Juan Carlos Osorio has a strategy that only he understands. Because the team came Carlos Carbonero, Elkin Street, Oliver Fula, Yedinson Palacios, Jhon Freddy Alexander Mejia Pajoy and that except for the first 2 originate from the B team as Patriots, Union Magdalena and Quindío (?). And Arnulfo Valentierra (yes, read it) that if 6 years ago was in its fullness was not running, we do not imagine it now, old and after playing in Bolivia several years. Should be almost touching him jogging wearily, exhausted, in one hand while loading a gallon of Gatorade mixed with coca leaves (?). Apart from the Uruguayan Mirabaje Matías, a large "? " whereas last year the National Uruguay was not too well. Thankfully for them that is the great Dayro Moreno that with its 3 km / hour of heavy but steady gait, it is enough and to spare to lie on his shoulder teams and win titles. Dayro selection, do not forget. Oh, and it sounds Wason Renteria.
Valentierra An unprecedented image jumping (?), In his days in the Bolivian Aurora. To be repeated! is were to the caretaker of the parking lot: Fernando Uribe for Chievo Verona (hopefully not the boy despite the passage without jelly in the Murillo Toro fight against the threat of 20 trumpets tune , to fight against the Ultras Calcium and typhoid). E Iván Vélez (to raise the prestige of ours who knew dropping the Pony Maturana, Wilmer Cabrera and Pepe Moreno in CAI), Vizcarrondo (for a small team such shit (?) In your country) Jaime Castrillon (returned to the place where he became famous - on the court, on the court), John Valencia (El Nacional), Danny Santoya (Tolima) and Emerson Acuña (to suck rum).
Dayro on the team that taught him to play Forecast: PT uprising against Osorio insignificance and in June.
Deportes Tolima
arrived: Contrary to Manizales, trying to reinforce with some criteria: Danny Santoya (Once Caldas), the stainless Rafael Castillo (Atlético Huila) , Elkin Murillo (Deportes Quindío), Marlon Piedrahita (Atletico Nacional), Felix Noguera (Santa Fe) and the Paraguayan Luis Alberto Closa (Rubio Nu), Pablo Giménez (Club Guaraní) and Roberto Gamarra (O'Higgins, Chile). But: keep in mind that anyone with Paraguayan passports and look under 38 years can get to Colombia, saying that a footballer from the Hayes or Tacuary, and was hired without asking background.
Closa, Gamarra and Gimenez. O Giménez, Closa and Gamarra (?)
They went: The Paraguayan colony moved to Argentina (the dream of many marginal households left Buenos Aires (?)): Rodrigo Marangoni, probably strengthen the box placekickers of San Diego Chargers ( JuanCarlosOsorio-off models ) and H ugo Pablo Centurion (at Pasto) plus Ortellado July, it was so bad that despite being Paraguayan was not (?). Also Armando Carrillo, Danny Aguilar and Fernando Cardenas .
Forecast: if they get a psychologist, a motivator, a social worker, a specialist in improvement, and a witch delete them sleep there starts moaning Golden Cup " The title, buuuh, title, buuuuhhh" should be champions ...
Millonarios
Llegaron: Los embajadores están formando un equipazo digno de repetir la gloria en la Copa Cafam : desarmaron al Cúcuta llevándoseles a Wilson Carpintero , hicieron lo propio con el DIM ( Juan Esteban Ortiz ) aunque compensaron al rojo llevándoseles también a Lewis Ochoa . También se trajeron a Nelson Ramos (América), Juan Guillermo Domínguez (Deportivo Cali), José Luis Tancredi (Deportes Quindío), Edison Toloza (América), Carlos Preciado (América). Y les sobró tiempo y plata para hacer algo generoso con los seniors, pelaítos-looking: it brought to Chalaco Mayer Candelo.
"... I do not care where you put me to play, Got me a team in Colombia, but now, I'm sucked to see such chola" (?) left: No less than 13! Players were invited to leave the institution, highlighting the Ringo Amaya, Jonathan Estrada, Juan Obelar, Lio (?) Pajoy and Yovany Arrechea .
Forecasts: Absolutely unexpected. We maintain our good opinion Richard Paez, but Miller is Millos: anything can happen.
Santa Fe
arrived: Unlike previous years, the club decided to practice austerity Cardinal this year. While only brought 6 players and wisely decided to avoid food price speculation, buying from and a pig for December 2011:
"Haha, look at the little pig, and run!" , "Oink, oink" (?)
be included: The big surprise was the news that Nestor Salazar left the team. The surprise is that we had not realized I was playing (?). He was accompanied by S erg Otálvaro, Ephraim Viáfara, Juan Carlos Quintero , the undervalued Yulian Anchico (and debuted with a goal in Pachuca), Carlos Valdes Cristian Nazarite, which sounded enough for Real Madrid (?) . Forecasts
: This year 2011 is the Santa Fe . The year of what I do not know, but it will be the year (?).
DIM
arrived: On the sides of the camp ... oh, no, that was true last year ... we, on the sides of the flamboyant Colombian football eleven was confirmed as reinforcements Samuel Vanegas, Alexander Jaramillo, William and Jaime Arboleda "Pick " Castrillón. Exactly what did you think: are reinforcements, the verb " had nowhere else to go ", not the verb "stellar hiring." I mean, if we neglected our Jorge Ciro booster brought William Vasquez Chacon and Heriberto Velandia ... Addition there is a good bet on the future in Santiago Tréllez and Juan Guillermo Baena , and took a moment the possibility to have 3 foreign ( Paraguayans and Bordaberry César Carlos Burgos , and Argentina's Nicolas Bruno), but after watching two games Panzer sat sniffed, wiped the sweat (?) and said "were in debt " and sent back home. Or Pereira, Real Cartagena, Bucaramanga , whatever. Panzer : are you in debt and you have not been released, we must be grateful to life. The fans of DIM We are praying not to see the news in 3 months "General Santander thrilled by Nicholas Bruno after his hat trick against the SID.
They went : about us was a large part of the spine: Anselmo de Almeida + + Juan Esteban Ortiz Luis Carlos Arias . Were also two appendices ( Nelson Barahona and Juan David Valencia ), pylorus (Lewis Ochoa ) and grain ( Jorge Pablo Maz ).
Forecasts: It appears cloudy weather with waves of sweating the Panzer that the second partido será puteado por la tribuna, al 3ro cambia de un 4-4-1-1 a un 4-5-0-1, al 5to sale desgañitado ante los micrófonos " Renunciar es pa´los cobardes " y al 8vo es echado del equipo luego que pierde de local contra un Pereira con 7 en la cancha.
Nacional
Llegaron: El equipo que representa los intereses en Colombia de los latifundistas y explotadores del pueblo (?) se armó con todo para éste 2011. Hombre, vuelvo a caer en la cuenta que cada 6 meses se dice la misma vaina, para después terminar 4 meses después escuchando a los frustrados seguidores decir " XXXXXX XXXXX're all mercenaries hijueXXXXX ". Now the debut novel of the year came from Macnelly Torres, who pleaded , kicked and moaned for the Colo Colo let him leave for National . Puto ( ?). Tolima come Danny Aguilar Junior and Panamanian Román Torres, with the difficult mission of making people forget is Sergio Damian Santin (?), along with the desired incomprehensibly Yovany Arrechea (Miles) and John Valencia (Once Caldas). Besides the team back John Charria and Carlos Rentería : curious cases both, whereas the former had a mediocre pass a couple of years with the green and the second was not supposed to be received by this event. But so are the big clubs (?) Are armed with a list of 45 players. Or they will spare those who will contest the Cup Postob * n. O to wash dishes, who knows. It
were can say without doubt that since the Award best business ANDI, 2011 already has an owner: the manager or managers of the National Athletic managed to sell to to Humberto Mendoza Colón de Santa Fe . The downside (there's always a bad thing) is that with all affect security relations between Colombia and Argentine football. But what the hell, if not affected by this sure nothing will change. We wish him a successful future for the authors of that sale, if Donald Trump sees them takes them to seek new business in the housing market in Baghdad. To the managers of the soft drinks industry shook the pulse will not renew the equipment: 18 names left the club for several reasons, including Marlon Piedrahita and Daniel Arango (Tolima and Itagüí) besides the aforementioned Sergio Damian Santin , Andres Mosquera , David Cordova, Marcos Mondaini, Ezequiel Maggiolo and Carlos Pérez . That is, proposed reducing the average age of the team and they did, and also the ability to tiramierdismo.
Forecast: They have it all to be champions (shit, but what are repetitive year after year ...).
America
2010 If painted black for the popular club from Cali, the 2011 seems like when one welcomes the winter season ends, just to see how it is cock of prolonged drought. Because of descending zafaron scarlet a hair in 2010, including a catastrophic pattern address Bermúdez, it will be very entertaining to listen to a panel of football on TV, but apparently do not see talking to half a squad. We imagine it:
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pattern (with epics, with a notebook in hand, waiting for the team entering the clubhouse) : Sit all that we need to talk. Payroll
(With a gesture of resignation): be lord.
Pattern: definitely do not know what's going on. (Raises her voice in a tone of amazement) . Is that something happens when you do not realize you were in America, the biggest club in history (?), When you feel the glory that comes out of the chest. Every one (admonishes the finger gestures jaded) lack the sacred fire you out of your chest when you play with America. Payroll
: Seee. Pattern
(approaching one) : For example, you Marchant: you with non-Latin-play-so you can ago, America must at any field, America is an institution that must be scary to all rivals. What you have to do is ( grandly moving fingers) desdoblarte as the axis of attack you are, here and there, without giving rest to the contrary, they feel they are playing against America. You have to always take the 2 of them, for the 5 and 8 (continued shaking hands right and left, plowing a field imaginary) feel they have blocked the exit and to the point nothing else to throw balls to our stopper . Do I understand?
Marchant: Mja.
Pattern: Because if not, do not know what we do here. You always think you have to go in America, in the club, their fans. You're not from Cali, you're not bitter. Do I understand? Marchant
: MSE.
Pattern: Done. So I left eager and kill if necessary (?). Goes for everyone. Remember, this is America, dammit!
Banguero ( with a gesture of surprise, Jimmy Asprilla ): Old man, do not know you, but all that I understand this man, is that we of America.
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that you were 20 players at the club scarlet, most because they were not paid, or because they were boring (mainly because they were not paid, obviously). And they got a few (even supposedly rang in a few days Leonardo Fabio Moreno and Segura Wipipe (!!!!), which not sure if they can join by 2011 . Jodido ...
Forecast: the classic America - Cortuluá has the face of repeated. The one who got it, got it ...
"Let's enjoy together Cafam Cup ..." Careful, boys, that this does not give a " Exit Free Promotion "... 
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