What moved in the week: Sweet dreams of Planet Football (?) Monserrrrrrrrrrrrga style
to do regularly (like Comet Halley), give an overview of some of the highlights from the week ended.
Monday, February 28, 2011
Thank You In Wedding Program
Chaka was withdrawn, almost no, dammit.
What in normal circumstances would have been taken as a stupid joke (" Jijiji, imagine the news, withdrew the Kid, jijijij" ) news today is really, really, yes retires competitive activity the eternal, lasting, steel and almost tiresome (?) Ever "The Chaka" Palacios now Boyaca Chico player , the club he came looking its venerable age in recent years. The popular "Chaka", a native of Apartado, is living proof of the beneficial effects of a diet of plantains, fish and manioc, a combination that produces a physiological chemical reaction resulting in a protective scab in bones, joints and ligaments. Not me: he tells a friend of mine who is a doctor, but asked me not to say his name (?). The fact is that "the Chaka " retires at 42 years, completing 21 (!!!!) career started (if not) in the DIM and followed by Pereira, Cali, Nacional, Junior, Bellmare Hiratsuka and Kashiwa Reysol (Japan, obvious) and Boyaca Chico , club is considering a request to the Colombian Institute of Anthropology and History for inclusion in the National Historic Landmark. Because
Chaka has football in his blood since childhood, when he played in the streets of uncovered Santa María la Antigua del Darién under the watchful eye of its discoverer, Pedrarias . Since it dawned on DIM in 1990 showed what was to be in the rest of his career: a defender achiever whose great virtue was to recognize that the ball handling was not for him (?). So I always yielded to the teams, but never sounded not by a slip in a selection Colombia. Ah, it happens that the Bolillo. .. because in 1998 the general was surprised (even involved itself) when Hernan Dario Gomez, the coach Colombia (the whore that this phrase is still valid, shit) decides to take as part of the official payroll World Cup in France. And not only that: if for Chaka it was a prize to be present, see Europe and see monkeys without bathing, the fact that the learned DT bankers decide the 3 matches one of the two or three largest (if not the greatest and I fought to make it) Colombian defender all times for the Chaka could tell their grandchildren " Go, son, here is his grandfather played in a World Cup ... and everything ... ", was an inexplicable aberration. Bue is the Bun.
But in order to account, no one takes away Chaka danced. LMDF wish him well wherever you want to rest, and especially to maintain a firm position to retire. Not to give back to the club where he began to break the record at Pipa de Avila.
"Help me something that gave the old man!" (?) It is no longer Feli.
From our correspondent Cyril Poronga warn us of the novel, the tragicomedy, the zarzuela was developed on behalf of the decision of an ass face (?) Julio Cesar Falcioni, de banque biggest idol club history the Bank (that as fans, apparently unaware that Boca Juniors existed before 1998), the temperamental, skilled, talented and brother unrecognized Mariska Hargitay (????): Juaaaaaannnn Romáaaaaaaaaaaan Riiiiqueeeeeelmeeeeeeeeeeee . Let us agree that there's diaries would dismiss the Judicial Unit Space for warm, so we see things as they are without leave to one side or the other:
- If we look at things without double intentions, all that has happened is that Falcioni decided to separate temporarily Romáaaaaaaaaaaan Juaaaaaannnn Riiiiqueeeeeelmeeeeeeeeeeee until he recovers his fitness. Remember that before the last official classic, Juaaaaaannnn Romáaaaaaaaaaaan Riiiiqueeeeeelmeeeeeeeeeeee made such a fuss to get in, which came from first baseman still recovering from an injury, and 10 minutes had to leave.
- performance Juaaaaaannnn Riiiiqueeeeeelmeeeeeeeeeeee Romáaaaaaaaaaaan in the last year has been a bitch, either through injury or because you do not want. Except for an occasional spark, has been that it was, when the mother did not care for it (?).
- The list of Boca Shuniorss can not afford to ignore the only one able to do something different. But if that one is playing to 30%, that's what put the incompetent in Palermo 10. Speaking of the dead
- that (?): If is present, should be benched Teeeeeeeetáaaaaaaaaaaaaan also compounded by the fact that behind it if there are spare: Lucas Viatri been calling robbing banks and walk press (PLOP!) .
- Overindulging tares of the press is very sad. So sad and crying to a guy who's definitely a crack but it takes time mamándole cock to the fans.
Barranquilla animals
Very sad what happened yesterday with the animal Junior and ditto the Panama Pereira. Yes, you saw ugly mule kick of the canal, but consider that there may be many variables that led to the Isthmus gamín make that unnecessary stupidity: tengámoslas into account before judging:
- Amid the din of the party's fever, adrenaline, one is able to kick up the mother of one if the opposing team comes dressed (?).
- In Panama, plays soccer, so by instinct should kick whatever is on the pitch.
- "Who the hell you put your hand to an owl emputada and random, that is wound? Let us agree that if Moreno would have gone PETA activist that we all have inside, and had stopped to take the pulse of the bird (?), today's headlines were "Pereira Player lost two fingers because of a wild bird of prey that roam freely on the Metropolitan / Dimayor severe and immediate calls for investigation / Giovanni Hernández has yet to recover from the shock hysterical that the incident "
- Merely playing for Deportivo Pereira you must complete ass of questions to anyone.
Wednesday, February 23, 2011
Program Templates In Spanish
Survey: the parable of Congo and the Old World
Football is the best job in the world. For any other need to be a whore (or at least very rendidor man) and take the work home to overtake while your girlfriend is getting somewhat comfortable (?) So you can make money. If not, then you should happen to a) you staying mediocre life vegetating in one place, begging for you to increase the salary, or b) You stumbled camel camel, ending up managing the store Aunt of women in the neighborhood. But football is blessed (?), Because for live well, winning talk, to be cared for by several pelaítas well and know one is half maluco world have only just debuted on the professional and have their fifteen minutes of fame (sometimes not even that). As happens to many compatriots from which one begins to laugh knowing they are on computers with names unknown school in El Salvador or Panama , until you realize that there are desired and live better than you live in his life, because in those countries can export a shipment of mops that what you buy insurance Deportivo Motagua to strengthen the roster that will compete in the Concachampions.
Or as happened to Edwin Arturo Congo Murillo, better known in the scene (?) as Edwin Congo striker has had a career as singer Diego Torres : he has lived for many years by the only good year he had (?). Because when shot to fame in the Virgo still Once Caldas of ditto Javier Alvarez painted to go very far: powerful, fast, defining, bold (whatever that means) and goals. This led to Real Madrid shopaholic to hire him as brand reinforcement in 1999. Or rather: what led to an uncle (?) Called Philip Martin wrote to Lorenzo Sanz that pussy, affixed in Colombia had a guy who got fed up goals, if not goes to the wakes Barcelona and if he was doing well, my mother.
I wonder if instead of going to Real had left for Atletico , for example, what had happened. Atletico for Colombians gives a good feeling. Ehhh ... continue (?). Suddenly, with less competition and no xenophobic contempt for those of Chuck fucking did something decent. The fact is that Real, Congo played a lot and spoke little. Ah, sorry, it was upside down (?): played little and talked a lot being the case the player with the highest proportion Minutes making statements to the Press / Minutes Played in club history. But it definitely did not help when not look like a jerk to the public (?) Was that stoically resist the attempts of the Madrid club oligarch and out. Man, Edwin, my view is that your cycle is finished. No Lorenzo (?). And he stayed until he already none to the guards of the goal of the club. His career continued from there a solid and steady downhill: Levante Recreativo, Sporting de Gijón, Olimpic de Xativa, Benissa . And the most fucked up is that the more modest the team had fewer goals. Lacked only Verdulera reach the Plaza de San Ildefonso and retire with 2 own goals ... 
recalling this because today we heard from again. The country was shocked (?) With the news that the old Edwin was bankrupt. That set up a Caribbean food shop and went bankrupt. Still owes him 12,000 euros to the owner of the premises in Spain. And that is hidden. But not . O yes, but be seen. And would sue the newspaper which published the news was broke. Let's see, if I sue the guys who have said that I'm fucked up and the pot would have to hire to me just a pool lawyers. But beyond him. All previous rant was just a vehicle to reach the following survey:
If you were in the place of Edwin Congo (obviously, considering the same conditions as football), and with hand on heart , which would have made of your career?
1) Just as he did, only in order to be the life of whores ever going to take going into Racing or Compostela (That is, you are basically a good Stubborn Life)
2) So he did, only in order to demonstrate Sanz at some point I had with that Banque striker that is ... (That is, you are basically a third with the Spirit)
3) not fuck much is going to be living the high life somewhere else (In other words, you are basically a pragmatic Good Life)
4) will be no damn much, to try again in a big club you are given the opportunity (I mean, you're basically a dreamer).
5) Club Sues for the Right to Work (That is, you are basically a gross shit (?))
6) is returned to Colombia to roam on local, living and playing fame mean machine at night while engaged in fox hunting (?) (In other words, you are basically a smart guy!)
Monday, February 14, 2011
Football Cake Designs Online
Eye: If Panzer goes, there are alternatives international ...
"What so laughable you raise a laugh cause me continuous and frank "(?)
Choronta ( interrupting): ... Prof, but how will be the approach of parti ... Maradona
(with eyes wide open) : ... and what you come to me you tell me that the approach ... the approach, do you know the approach you! If I wanted to kill the FIFA, that fucking Blatter, who loves me away because I'm the only one of its bunch of besaculos that tells the truth in his face about his ideas! In that, that old fuck I sent myself to hell in Switzerland once! I do not come talk to approach it that I am, I have more clear that all of you fucking monkeys (?). No one saw me living a few years ago, and I beat them all. Ja! A suck my dick all those bastards that I wanted to see death ...
Choronta (doubtful) : ... eh, Professor, but in the end, how we a jug ... Maradona
(suddenly calm after start) : ... uh, yeah, Mancu, pass me the list.
(shaking) : What I think I am. What are these, I want to flip. I live here in this fucking country laburo no more (to and leave the conference.) *************************************************
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For those days when the bulk of the crowd cries discordant Powerful bald head Panzer monolithic Carvajal (when I say "these days" I mean " 6 months here" ), questions arise about the future of the team. So, knowing that old saying "if the cure is worse than the disease ... " does not apply (a remedy worse than the Panzer is having President Andr * s * P * str na with full powers), should all fans have a sage to tell us what to expect. Well, the sage is here (?): With the invaluable help of the Department of Psychohistory and LMDF Parapsychology, we developed a predictive matrix trying to figure out specific situations where the Panzer was thrown out of the SID, the SID cast, cast of DIM ('re trying to do that of Bettlejuice (?)) and instead is recruited someone with international standing and currently unemployed. Creed or resale!
as coach Marcelo Bielsa IMD
(In the technical talks, before the classic )
Marcelo Bielsa (surrounded by all the players, monotone) : ... so it is absolutely necessary that you, who represent this club namesake of the capital of Antioquia department , put themselves all the way to have the opportunity to pour on the playground, said this in a figurative, not literal, as in the case of self to pour his entire being their excrement and anatomical substance, no being the desired object ...
Players (with a face?) : Yes sir ... Marcelo Bielsa (looking at them under his glasses) : ... because it is universally known that the games so called "classic" rivalry exhibit a characteristic of urban centers where the football developed the empowerment of sports societies and interests grouped under or common tastes ...
Roberto Carlos (Felipe Pardo quietly): Oe, oe. "You are you understanding something to this man? I'm more lost than ...
Felipe Pardo (noting furiously in a notebook) : ... Hold on, wait. Professor, what was what he said after "classic"?
Marcelo Bielsa (ignoring, glacial and frondio) : ... because our ultimate goal is that by the middle of this calendar year, look everyone in our neck a collar decorated with a variable amount of this traditional food local cake consisting of a corn or corn flour precooked semi-circular and flattened, usually prepared roasted on a griddle or grill suitable for this purpose as an accompaniment to dishes, collar is usually placed as a simile of laurel wreath on the winners of sporting events of national and / or internationally. In you is your future! Go out and get the victory! Players
(looking all together, one more confused than the other. Pipe Pardo sent the book to hell, desperate) : Yes sir ...
"What so laughable you raise a laugh cause me continuous and frank "(?) (In the middle of the game)
Marcelo Bielsa (Martin Arzuaga shouting): Martin! Maaaartínnn! Amend the temporal-spatial location for receiving passes vertically integrated!
Martin Arzuaga: Huh? (stayed static, confused looking at the bank because of it losing a precise pass Mosquera goal).
Marcelo Bielsa (grimly, writing in a notebook): The best result is what was predicted, but not the most successful (?) Jorge Valdano as coach of the DIM
(Press Conference, to take over as coach of DIM).
Journalist: Jorge, which expects to receive IMD ... Jorge Valdano
(ebullient) : IMD I expect a host of unspeakable feelings. Aureos a series of feelings that are supported by the purest love for football. Project now will show the world that success is based on the union of many creatures that yoke in one pivot. That, that (remove your finger, admonishing) be the SID. Will be called "The Constellation " because we will be bright and replete with stars, je ...
Journalist: ... but cum from Real Madrid to reach the DIM is a change, uh, dramatic ...
Jorge Valdano: not think so. What matters to me, is to instill a philosophy of success in these latitudes. You have to give the team the wisdom to know how to be successful: to live the success as a philosophy of life.
(calm) : This must be the defeats less overwhelming, you can not live permanently success. Life is also to learn to lose. I feel that the SID is much wiser today than yesterday, and that makes me very happy (?).
"Please contrátenme" (?)
Journalist: ... but cum from Real Madrid to reach the DIM is a change, uh, dramatic ...
Jorge Valdano: not think so. What matters to me, is to instill a philosophy of success in these latitudes. You have to give the team the wisdom to know how to be successful: to live the success as a philosophy of life.
(Two months later, resigned in the locker room after 6 games played, 6 missing, 2 goals for and 14 against. The public are crowded, somewhat annoying (?) Outside the clubhouse).
journalist (one of dozens who crowded around Valdano): Jorge, he could not find the return to the team ... Jorge Valdano
(calm) : This must be the defeats less overwhelming, you can not live permanently success. Life is also to learn to lose. I feel that the SID is much wiser today than yesterday, and that makes me very happy (?).
Nelson Vivas, DT IMD
(Press conference presenting the new DT. Jorge Ciro is only on stage, brilliant, proud, to confirm the rumors of the new-but surprise - as coach of the Mighty acquisition. Ciro starts talking up a storm of pride that the team have an International DT, and etc, and goes ...):
- ... by what is very pleased to announce publicly the recruitment of this young, but very capable Argentine coach, who has a lot to give the Mighty. Mr. Vivas be presented in a few moments before you, to talk about this new project ... (silent, confused. Because amid the general confusion flashes and appears Claudio Vivas, her face of distress (?) And proud for the occasion wearing a red lumberjack shirt and blue, addressing the main table. takes the microphone):
Claudio Vivas: Many thanks to all. For me it's an honor to come to this country show my skills in a comprehensive and bielsista (?). My commitment is that I paid my own money on airfare, provided in time to introduce this important day ...
(Calla, confused, because at that time a glacier takes the stage accompanied by Jorge Ciro Nelson Vivas. They stand alongside Claudio Vivas fixed staring. After a few seconds of awkward silence, Claudio stops resigned and left the table.)
Jorge Ciro : Well, let's continue with the presentation. With you, Mr. Nelson Vivas ...
(Nelson Vivas begins to speak to the press. Claudio Vivas leaves the room. You can see both hands in his pockets, looking back, small solitary figure. Off towards the street, he is seen asking for a bus route that will lead to a bus terminal).
"Please contrátenme" (?) Diego Maradona, DT IMD
(Technical talk before the game against International Porto Alegre, the Copa Sudamericana )
Maradona (hoarse, yelling at players): ... because I know their games a lot, I would have beaten the Brazilians a lot of times, if Brazil can not see me because they shit up, the bastards. The whispering brazucas are pure, pure calico (calico's story), hit and run, because they are a wimp, and you want to win, you want women to cana afanar when on duty, they're children ...
Choronta ( interrupting): ... Prof, but how will be the approach of parti ... Maradona
(with eyes wide open) : ... and what you come to me you tell me that the approach ... the approach, do you know the approach you! If I wanted to kill the FIFA, that fucking Blatter, who loves me away because I'm the only one of its bunch of besaculos that tells the truth in his face about his ideas! In that, that old fuck I sent myself to hell in Switzerland once! I do not come talk to approach it that I am, I have more clear that all of you fucking monkeys (?). No one saw me living a few years ago, and I beat them all. Ja! A suck my dick all those bastards that I wanted to see death ...
Choronta (doubtful) : ... eh, Professor, but in the end, how we a jug ... Maradona
(suddenly calm after start) : ... uh, yeah, Mancu, pass me the list.
(Enter the SID on the court, with a midfield consisting of Roberto Carlos Ricardo Cortez Street and lateral leaflets plus a solo (???), Juan Fernando Leal. Top Mosquera, Tréllez and Valoyes. Choronta was in bank for daring to interrupt the technical talk of Die. At the dance team and lost 7 to 1. Throughout the match saw Maradona standing on the sidelines, gesturing, nervous and angry, for every advance in Brazil. The last 10 minutes were spent lying on some steps, disconsolate. At the press conference goes, glacial).
Journalist: Diego, do you think of this defeat for today ... Maradona
(shaking) : What I think I am. What are these, I want to flip. I live here in this fucking country laburo no more (to and leave the conference.) *************************************************
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Conclusion: continue with the Panzer (?).
Tuesday, February 8, 2011
Congratulatory Sayings For A Baby
Brevísssimas The rant: Eye, we can not lose Undefeated! The stock market moves
English fucking, how have den-ter-us: Spain will never, ever, ever We have never won in the only match we played against them.
That's it, keep up your stuff.
English fucking, how have den-ter-us: Spain will never, ever, ever We have never won in the only match we played against them. That's it, keep up your stuff.
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