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Eye: If Panzer goes, there are alternatives international ...

For those days when the bulk of the crowd cries discordant Powerful bald head Panzer monolithic Carvajal (when I say "these days" I mean " 6 months here" ), questions arise about the future of the team. So, knowing that old saying "if the cure is worse than the disease ... " does not apply (a remedy worse than the Panzer is having President Andr * s * P * str na with full powers), should all fans have a sage to tell us what to expect. Well, the sage is here (?): With the invaluable help of the Department of Psychohistory and LMDF Parapsychology, we developed a predictive matrix trying to figure out specific situations where the Panzer was thrown out of the SID, the SID cast, cast of DIM ('re trying to do that of Bettlejuice (?)) and instead is recruited someone with international standing and currently unemployed. Creed or resale!

as coach Marcelo Bielsa IMD

(In the technical talks, before the classic )

Marcelo Bielsa (surrounded by all the players, monotone) : ... so it is absolutely necessary that you, who represent this club namesake of the capital of Antioquia department , put themselves all the way to have the opportunity to pour on the playground, said this in a figurative, not literal, as in the case of self to pour his entire being their excrement and anatomical substance, no being the desired object ...

Players (with a face?) : Yes sir ...

Marcelo Bielsa (looking at them under his glasses) : ... because it is universally known that the games so called "classic" rivalry exhibit a characteristic of urban centers where the football developed the empowerment of sports societies and interests grouped under or common tastes ...

Roberto Carlos (Felipe Pardo quietly): Oe, oe. "You are you understanding something to this man? I'm more lost than ...

Felipe Pardo (noting furiously in a notebook) : ... Hold on, wait. Professor, what was what he said after "classic"?

Marcelo Bielsa (ignoring, glacial and frondio) : ... because our ultimate goal is that by the middle of this calendar year, look everyone in our neck a collar decorated with a variable amount of this traditional food local cake consisting of a corn or corn flour precooked semi-circular and flattened, usually prepared roasted on a griddle or grill suitable for this purpose as an accompaniment to dishes, collar is usually placed as a simile of laurel wreath on the winners of sporting events of national and / or internationally. In you is your future! Go out and get the victory! Players

(looking all together, one more confused than the other. Pipe Pardo sent the book to hell, desperate) : Yes sir ...

"What so laughable you raise a laugh cause me continuous and frank "(?)

(In the middle of the game)

Marcelo Bielsa (Martin Arzuaga shouting): Martin! Maaaartínnn! Amend the temporal-spatial location for receiving passes vertically integrated!

Martin Arzuaga: Huh? (stayed static, confused looking at the bank because of it losing a precise pass Mosquera goal).

Marcelo Bielsa (grimly, writing in a notebook): The best result is what was predicted, but not the most successful (?)

Jorge Valdano as coach of the DIM

(Press Conference, to take over as coach of DIM).

Journalist: Jorge, which expects to receive IMD ... Jorge Valdano

(ebullient) : IMD I expect a host of unspeakable feelings. Aureos a series of feelings that are supported by the purest love for football. Project now will show the world that success is based on the union of many creatures that yoke in one pivot. That, that (remove your finger, admonishing) be the SID. Will be called "The Constellation " because we will be bright and replete with stars, je ...
Journalist: ... but cum from Real Madrid to reach the DIM is a change, uh, dramatic ...
Jorge Valdano: not think so. What matters to me, is to instill a philosophy of success in these latitudes. You have to give the team the wisdom to know how to be successful: to live the success as a philosophy of life.

(Two months later, resigned in the locker room after 6 games played, 6 missing, 2 goals for and 14 against. The public are crowded, somewhat annoying (?) Outside the clubhouse).

journalist (one of dozens who crowded around Valdano): Jorge, he could not find the return to the team ... Jorge Valdano
(calm) : This must be the defeats less overwhelming, you can not live permanently success. Life is also to learn to lose. I feel that the SID is much wiser today than yesterday, and that makes me very happy (?).

Nelson Vivas, DT IMD

(Press conference presenting the new DT. Jorge Ciro is only on stage, brilliant, proud, to confirm the rumors of the new-but surprise - as coach of the Mighty acquisition. Ciro starts talking up a storm of pride that the team have an International DT, and etc, and goes ...):

- ... by what is very pleased to announce publicly the recruitment of this young, but very capable Argentine coach, who has a lot to give the Mighty. Mr. Vivas be presented in a few moments before you, to talk about this new project ... (silent, confused. Because amid the general confusion flashes and appears Claudio Vivas, her face of distress (?) And proud for the occasion wearing a red lumberjack shirt and blue, addressing the main table. takes the microphone):

Claudio Vivas: Many thanks to all. For me it's an honor to come to this country show my skills in a comprehensive and bielsista (?). My commitment is that I paid my own money on airfare, provided in time to introduce this important day ...

(Calla, confused, because at that time a glacier takes the stage accompanied by Jorge Ciro Nelson Vivas. They stand alongside Claudio Vivas fixed staring. After a few seconds of awkward silence, Claudio stops resigned and left the table.)

Jorge Ciro : Well, let's continue with the presentation. With you, Mr. Nelson Vivas ...

(Nelson Vivas begins to speak to the press. Claudio Vivas leaves the room. You can see both hands in his pockets, looking back, small solitary figure. Off towards the street, he is seen asking for a bus route that will lead to a bus terminal).

"Please contrátenme" (?)

Diego Maradona, DT IMD

(Technical talk before the game against International Porto Alegre, the Copa Sudamericana )

Maradona (hoarse, yelling at players): ... because I know their games a lot, I would have beaten the Brazilians a lot of times, if Brazil can not see me because they shit up, the bastards. The whispering brazucas are pure, pure calico (calico's story), hit and run, because they are a wimp, and you want to win, you want women to cana afanar when on duty, they're children ...
Choronta ( interrupting): ... Prof, but how will be the approach of parti ... Maradona
(with eyes wide open) : ... and what you come to me you tell me that the approach ... the approach, do you know the approach you! If I wanted to kill the FIFA, that fucking Blatter, who loves me away because I'm the only one of its bunch of besaculos that tells the truth in his face about his ideas! In that, that old fuck I sent myself to hell in Switzerland once! I do not come talk to approach it that I am, I have more clear that all of you fucking monkeys (?). No one saw me living a few years ago, and I beat them all. Ja! A suck my dick all those bastards that I wanted to see death ...
Choronta (doubtful) : ... eh, Professor, but in the end, how we a jug ... Maradona
(suddenly calm after start) : ... uh, yeah, Mancu, pass me the list.

(Enter the SID on the court, with a midfield consisting of Roberto Carlos Ricardo Cortez Street and lateral leaflets plus a solo (???), Juan Fernando Leal. Top Mosquera, Tréllez and Valoyes. Choronta was in bank for daring to interrupt the technical talk of Die. At the dance team and lost 7 to 1. Throughout the match saw Maradona standing on the sidelines, gesturing, nervous and angry, for every advance in Brazil. The last 10 minutes were spent lying on some steps, disconsolate. At the press conference goes, glacial).

Journalist: Diego, do you think of this defeat for today ... Maradona
(shaking) : What I think I am. What are these, I want to flip. I live here in this fucking country laburo no more (to and leave the conference.) *************************************************
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Conclusion: continue with the Panzer (?).