In the times when these words are left for eternity by way of bytes imprinted in cyberspace, there are two more things have happened in the world: a) Club Deportivo Los Millonarios to be " Millonarios Football Club," which now gives a more earthly existence, and b) Sanin -yes, that Noemi Sanin - became part of the Board of FC Millonarios., Or of the club formerly known as Los Millonarios. Leaving aside such important considerations as what will happen to the brotherhood River - Misha, "we care? "Restless? "Attention? Does it make a shit of laughter? that thing (?) Noemi Sanin running a football team. What made convene an extraordinary editorial board for all members of the Politburo in this Easter, we gather in a colorful and flirty Burlesque House of San Onofre. Despite the annoyance of many, the obvious state alcoholic perversion of others, our units research, policy and worked feverishly to write Psychohistory something. That nobody reads it is another story (?)
Although one does not believe his still youthful looking face Cuchibarbie modest, our (?) Naomi gave birth to a now distant 1949 in Medellín. Marta was dubbed the Holy Spirit Naomi, and that name can only aspire to be either a nun or a presidential candidate for the Conservative Party. During lifetime showed multiple aspirations: aspired to be a lawyer (he did) aspired to be President (3 times, without success, because despite Diosito (?)), sucked in Colombian political life (...), aspired to that people continue to mass (mmjá). But above all, was in politics a dribble more devilish than Garrincha in the World 58: I always had a position akin to that which best suited him at the time. That led to have more positions to assume that the entire saga of "Emmanuelle , with the difference that might never arrive.
were searching with a magnifying glass over his career for his story with football. As much as we found out we did not find much. According to testimony from family and childhood friends, when pre-pubescent era of Naomi who sit next to the manga where the boys kicked the ball: their participation was summarized in the cries of " Dale, Dale Pipeeee! " or " Oh, look and fell Iván Darío, what dish! ." For the rest, we can say with absolute certainty that their closer relationship with football is referred to as transmission ordered a Millonarios - Union Magdalena, emission was removed from the hat to cover the news emerged during Making the Palace of Justice in 1985. A shame. With such meager background they can aspire to lead the destiny of a football club? Sure, if we are in Colombia!
2. Millonarios FC and the first plank of their geopolitical plan to be mayor of Bogotá after winning the Libertadores Misho (jijijijiji)
can say that in the past 20 years, Millonarios has become a rival of presidential aspirations Sanin : sounds great at first, but at the end of the campaign is deflated. That may help understand how whores ends one hearing the words " Naomi" and "Millionaire " in the same news: the ex-candidate and the club need, want, hate, hurt themselves (?). Naomi had no where else to pick up after oust Presidential loudly for 2010, painted for a close race and have become like Porto in the Portuguese league, winning the President today left for Benfica Mockus and leaving very Naomi behind Pacos Ferreira . Millionaires, meanwhile, was missing a punch line to rouse the team. That this is a low blow, is something else, then hit está, y todos lo disfrutamos.
"El Azul con la C de Campeón. Definitivamente me anticipo a los hechos" (?)
"El Azul con la C de Campeón. Definitivamente me anticipo a los hechos" (?) Lo que pasó en esa asamblea del 20 de Abril de 2011 ya pasó a la historia (?): nuestra Noemí hizo parte de la Plancha Dos, finalmente electa por mayoría para formar la Junta Directiva del Millos F.C. Los accionistas del club embajador lograron montar a Noemí (o sea) y a sus discípulos (?) en lo más alto de la institución. La conveniencia de ésta decisión sólo se sabrá en el futuro cercano, si vemos a Millonarios jugando el clásico against River (?) or ditto against FC Fortaleza. According to Naomi, is a success, saying that "... met in Spain to fund sports policies and the boom of the different disciplines in this country because it is the best player in the world (Rafael Nadal), also one of the best drivers in Formula One (Fernando Alonso) and motorcycle (Dani Pedrosa), and it was already world champion in football and basketball ". The End Times (?).
3. Digressions: what will happen to Naomi Millonarios
Our ever avant garde Psychohistory unit exclusive anticipated what might happen with the club ambassador under (or despite) Naomi.
(The Club invites all means of the capital at a news conference. Journalists are anxious in the room, when it appears Noemi Sanin, radiant in his blue suit. Noemí begins to speak, citing the nature of sportsmanship, the nature competitions, women in the Olympics and sliding into one another when thoughts of her friends (?) Angela Merkel, Michelle Bachelet. After half an hour, reporters, bored, listening as he says ...)
Naomi(with a face of confidence in their power to change the fate of Colombia (?)): ... and, as I said, definitely a time when men relied more on women to hold the reins of our nations, we need a suitable wife for lead to the biggest club in Colombia to be an example worldwide. And that's me (r Emata triumphant. Flashes and more Flashes, grinning from ear to ear ). Since this morning I decided to separate the Professor Richard Paez as coach of the team, a position he will assume I (beats his chest faded somewhat ) itself.
Journalist: Dr. Naomi, does not seem a hasty decision on dismissing Richard Paez of coaching the team, taking into account who was 3rd in the standings?
Naomi (decided) : Look, here in this country are tired of being third. I myself have suffered the consequences of not being first, right now in 2010 we were in 5th, and if there were justice in this world, sure we gave the peel (?) In homers to Santos, Lleras and all those who advocate by banishing women from public life in Colombia. I was raised to succeed, and succeed is not to be third. The country needs me as a winner (Another smile, more flashes ) and my vocation, which is to serve to Colombia ...
(reign in the room murmurs. A journalist bald, glasses, chubby air with scholar and wiseacre who has known smarter than everyone else (?), Wishes to speak).
Carlos Antonio: Doctor, whereas the tactical module Millonarios, with a clear 3-4-2-1 function as it should, but I clarify that I am not a supporter of the pitch as an offensive weapon, but with an axis pivotal on two lines fluctuate as tangential side-frills, and a tip grinds into the phalanx contrary, will give continuity to the system, or test with a 4-2-1-2-1 in the predominantly pivot as distributor and the media as incisive penetrating tips at the ends? Naomi
( hesitates, always smiling, but hesitant ) ... yes, we definitely can not stay in the past. But neither can deny this. In summary, we have to bet on the future, which is what everyone expects.
(Face?? Of all. The Calvo mumbles disparagingly to his companion, who looks reverently a " Jm, I anticipate, if you see, Bochita: from breakfast one knows what is going to be at lunch. "The other replies" Yes, Professor. ").
Journalist: Doctor, when will start to lead the team?
Naomi (proudly): Tomorrow! Millonarios Live! Viva Colombia! (?)
(next day morning. It's 8:00 am at the Millionaire Training Camp. In the center of the court is all payroll, arms akimbo, to the expectation, awkward and silent. Suddenly Naomi arrives on the scene with a ball under his arm, sweatshirt - which reads "COLUMBIA UNIVERSITY" and truz, Nike blue cap, pink stockings and tennis, plus a blue whistle, accompanied by part of his entourage. Walk steadily towards the players, waving to right and left the audience of practice (three employees of the club and two college students who escaped from class.) Get to where the players, excited, kicks the ball into the circle of players, but the shot failed by just 70 meters, going to lose the parking lot).
Naomi : Good morning everyone. I'm Noemi Sanin, the President (?), And come so that together build a better Millonarios ( Calla, expecting a standing ovation. Nothing happened. Check out a notebook) . A verr ... definitely, it is better to take the bull by the horns, yes sir. The first thing I want is that we focus all on teamwork, which is key to building a successful club sport, because it provides quality of life and helps all learn to win and lose, to compete and to respect the rules. And I explain that I designed these activities ...
(begins a series of group activities, which sees players with a paper taped to the front with motivational messages, face painting recreationists the players, an evangelical pastor with a megaphone, clowns, costume clowns for the team obstacle course and play "Guess the Character". At 2 hours, when all the players hand caught in an ellipse whose one focus is Naomi, Alejandro Cichero is the first who dares to break the awkward silence):
Cichero : Look, Professor, the truth is that all this mess is a mariconada, what time we started with the ball. .. Naomi
(irritated): Oh, I knew that Venezuela was going to be problematic. Comes out and has 10 points less (???).
(Cichero goes, resigned but relieved. The other players watch him go from scared and envious).
Naomi (firm) ... is that we must also get across all goal: to say más groserias. No es propio de nosotros, no debemos darle ese ejemplo a la juventud de hoy. Al próximo que diga una mala palabra se va y se le quitan puntos (a l oír esto, a Juan Esteban Ortiz se le escapa un " Naaaaaa, quégonorrrreaaaaaaaaparce ". Ortiz es expulsado de la práctica y se le quitan 20 puntos. Nadie se atreve a hablar después de ésto, por temor a perder más puntos (?) . La práctica termina ...
Días después Noemí dirige al equipo contra Tolima en El Campín. A los 25 minutos Millos, que empezó sin Cichero, Ortiz y otros 3 deslenguados (?) va perdiendo 3-0. Noemí está en la línea de cal, gritando " Dale, Dale Wilson !" and " Oh, look and fell Juan Guillermo, what a dish! " (?). In yet another cry, Wilson Carpintero no longer stand and yells out and desperate a "Shut up , No Joda, old caremondá! ." Naomi says nothing, only tells you the output (?). The match was suspended on 53 minutes due to lack of players, when Miller lost 7-0. Naomi says that there is lack of security to lead the team and step aside, recommending that the team is led by someone comprehensive, honest and earnest. Two days later, he took over as DT Chiqui García.).
not say you were not warned ...
0 comments:
Post a Comment