Thursday, November 11, 2010

Church Welcome Address

the Copa America is coming

Let me begin with a discussion, listen carefully: Today there is almost international football tournaments in which there has followed a course pointing partially or completely to hell. Because thanks to that $ a $ unguents that are present in all areas of daily life, the organization of any competition is governed more by the desires of the 543 multinationals involved in the sport for the fans. Fortunately, we still have the Copa America, the good old competition that has prevented permeated with ... ah, how well: Japan will play ? Damn (?). Back to square one:
The motherfuckers even today our dear old America's Cup is safe from harmful influences of commercialism : now (as in 1999) Japan will participate (!!!!!), country whose only link with South America it is football broadcasts on TV noventuda Tsubasa. CONMEBOL But it does not matter: all that matters to them is full of money, and the way end the little problem created by Santander, Paez, Flowers, O'Higgins and Artigas, were not able to form a number of countries that were divisible by 4. Note that if included in Suriname and Guyana be talking about 12 teams, but better leave aside the thorny issue (?). For now mention that today was held in Mar de Plata the group draw for the Copa America 2011, which certainly made it more remarkable was the scientific confirmation of the immortality that being the leader of the CONMEBOL: I have 30 years watching Julio Grondona, Nicolas Leoz and Eduardo Deluca old-looking about to die.

The other minor issues to highlight are as follows:
The tournament will be played in Argentina
in July 2011.
Venues:
As the tournament is in Argentina, it is normal that the locations are cities within that country. Normally goes well, eh?. Buenos Aires will host the final. In the central region of the country will Cordoba and Santa Fe , the latter also home to numerous floods, suffers more overflows the sides of the defense of the SID. In the region called Cuyo (about Chile ) we have to Mendoza and San Juan . And representing the northern region will have to Salta and Jujuy , the latter city in which the border between Argentina and Bolivia tends to become very diffuse, and that absent the proverbial beauty Argentina women's (?).
Competition System:
The 12 teams (10 of CONMEBOL, more Japan and Mexico) will be divided into 3 groups of 4. From there classified the 2 best from each, plus 2 Third with best score. Gone are the days of two groups of 5 where the final round were only the first 2, now just be less bad than one of their own group to go round .. We would say that less bad than the Conmebol not been given round of the tournament to 16 teams invited to USA, Jamaica, China and South Korea , but best not to give ideas (?)
Groups :
Let's see how were the groups, with the bonus of an exclusive analysis from our experts on the subject:

Group A: Argentina, Colombia, Japan and Bolivia.
was known-more-than-local known that he played the famous "Group Los Muertos." Now, when that group is Colombia, and it is that we are the host country, we make them realize that it is time to reflect on our true position in the football world map (?). A touch us relatively easy: Bolivia outside La Paz, a Japan outside the continent, a Argentina with Checho Batista. I'd say we easy, but it happens that the Bun.
Forecast:
pass Argentina and Colombia. Japan the 3rd.

"SSM, such as Amaranth paste a lot, but come on, do not worry I speak with her father" (?)
Group B: Brazil, Paraguay, Ecuador and Venezuela
The poor Venezuela has always played the role of the canteen of the tournament: now (?) will play the local, now it's up Brazil. O Brazil local touches: worse. Sure, the dam has always been easy, secure 3 points, the team to thrashing for weighing goal differential. This time I hit a jodidísimo group, with a post- Dunga Brazil, seeking to recover the jogo bonito, the rocky Paraguay, with more talent than that suggests your system, and Ecuador that ... eh, well, it Ecuador, so the group is so fucked.
LMDF Forecast: Brazil and Paraguay first pass, Venezuela give the blow. A Reynaldo Rueda him out of the Ecuadorian, leave football and go to Palmyra to open a restaurant in the Pan. Ecuador's new coach Jorge Luis Pinto is , which begins its management prohibiting the use of music in the concentrations of the Ecuadorian.

Group C: Uruguay, Chile, Mexico and Peru.
the unknown group: Uruguay with Master Tabarez is rated insurance (which plays well is another story (?)). The other 3 came into the tournament looking to catch as their new coaches: young but capable elmuy Chepo La Torre in Mexico , Sergio Markarian in Peru and Chile aúnnosesabequién in . Because as we all know, the coach of the Red in the last World Cup, Marcelo Bielsa , said: "I will not continue in office if re-elected to Harold Mayne-Nicholls the front of the Chilean Football Federation" (* See Note below) . So quite possibly the Chilean bank is occupied by a DT like the new president of the Federation (the taste of = to let him do business without pounding her life), to position the Chilean soccer times Juvenal Olmos .
(* Note) Before further clarified that in fact what was said Bielsa: "I must note that in the current situation that is unfolding my position as the head of the coaching staff, which includes coordination of technical-tactical soccer selection of football players representing the Chilean Federation of the sport, among which is wrongly called Chilean soccer selection, or Red, referring to the predominant color in the shirt you normally use in their sports commitments that institution, I must desist from continuing at the time of contract that I linked to in the above figure, if the body to which I am as a direct employee choose a different rector president takes his place today " . But we shorten up to a better understanding (?????). all
LMDF Forecast: We took a gamble for a big surprise: direct pass Paraguay and Peru. Uruguay ranks as one of the two best third, with 2 points. Reach the final. The Peruvian football exhibit a high, but in the quarterfinals fall on us suddenly. Then he discovers that a great harvest stuck in your hotel orgiastic celebrating the classification to the second round, which moved to the Peruvian public, from Jaime Bayly to and Laura Bozzo Magaly. The latter organized a show confronting Paolo de La Haza, Juan Manuel Vargas and Claudio Pizarro against Chemo del Solar, which when you enter the set, shouting Laura ( "Come in this desgraciaooo" ) is bundled to death (?) with the above. Quite a spectacle.

This husband-faced old man crushed know enough to lift the Peruvian soccer. Eye with him.

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