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2011 Brief: football is not what it was (?)

When some exalted us on the street (?) To say something like "old Blablabla gaga, stop screwing around with this walk that football now is another thing, if now all papáaaa better and blablabla ", we actually meant that we are old GAGAS, they fucking walk a lot with that now that football is something else that actually everything is better now. I mean, one who is wise understands the indirect messages. So to see if it is true, we zapping on the news of the week and found that ...

1) Cristiano Ronaldo now rages (?)

invention seems taken from a blog of unemployed, unlike the latter, the galactic star, the Big Bang of Madrid, La Perla del Jet Set Madrid The Quasar of Madeira, the aspiring double act Twilight Vampire, King of the baubles by the band. Yes, "" No resssss: Cristianaaaa Ronaldaaaa (so-Mari * no Closs-off) wanted to give a joy to this world affected by the victory of the Republicans in the U.S., took a guayos with a leopard print .

According to the news (or press release, I know) the guayos "CR Mercurial Vapor SuperFly II (" Huh?) offer the innovative Adaptive traction Nike Sense, in which designers created a smart block that can extend and retract to 3mm, depending on ground conditions and the pressure exerted by the player. " Excellent, I buy now, those 3 mm of withdrawal are the that I needed to me to release this devilish dribble I could never bring forth. Follow

Ceerresietista ecstasy, this time from his own pen: "The guayos CR SuperFly Mercurial Vapor II speak for themselves in the field (???) while stamping Safari expresses my style, "said Cristiano Ronaldo .". Cris (?): Your style is rather well but bueh. statement follows: "In a new reference to the speed, the striking pattern of guava Safari overlaps with a design "chevron" tone that glows when exposed to certain light. Designed to look like a flash in the player's peripheral vision, this chart reflecting increases the visibility of the player on the pitch. ".

In reading this last sentence can not help but feel happy to know that" Cristiano Ronaldo CR debut with the Mercurial Vapor guayos SuperFly II in the field on 7 November, during the "Derby", which presents the best football teams in Madrid. " Assuming that the" the best teams in Madrid " is including Atlético (may be), we anxiously wait our great Amaranth advantage of the increased visibility of Mercurial Vapor Supernosequemierda easier to locate CR7, aim a little above the flash memory and will stop plugs embedded in the ankle. Masthead

• 1: If it was to be leopard prints, Christian did not need to Nike had gone to a clothing store in the market in Cartagena and I Bazurto was cheaper and even more leopardesco. Masthead
• 2: For when a manufacturer will bring the BA Creole Donkey SuperEagle II Vapor with donkey hoof Belmar Aguilar? Or the Louse PA Splash Pool I for Acuña louse? Batteries there with the invention.
  

"I am beautiful, wicked and cool, like Lucifer" (?)

2) Paul is not dead

soulless Germans they did not Not a week mourned the death of Paul, the octopus who managed the miracle of making Spain remain world champion (which Vicente del Bosque, or Iniesta, Xavi or , or what the hell: this octopus (?)), was the real architect and found him and successor, Paul II is now the role played by of cephalopod-oracle predictor Oberhausen Aquarium, traditional work being played 200 years and several generations of octopus venerable European generations.

With more than expected opening umbrellas, Aquarium spokesman and spokesman Quiromantischen-pulp Deustch Bund stated that " is still not decided if Paul II will (...) forecasts parties first need to see if you have the same prophetic qualities than its predecessor. " For that will have 2 years until Euro 2012 starts, to start pulling the octopus magic, or throwing shit, or both combined, is not known yet.

The only certainty is that the scene-palmist ictiológica mourns the loss octopod to be the highest number of hits in the history of the world. For now, a rumor is going strong in Oberhausen on the death of the original Paul is said that a man bald, glasses, and accent card Colombian journalist was being asked to octopus "What tactical and strategic system dominate the Colombian championship final, it is proudly sponsored by national and Postobón company which has the honor to be mentioned on TV for me: a) strong European influence individual marking prioritizing the meaning given defensive tackle from the ball in midfield, or b) the rigor of talent subject to an open scheme 3-2-1-2-2 rampant with two points coming together in the ridges of the offensive scheme? ", what caused the poor octopus ipso facto be diluted in a thick sea of \u200b\u200bink, made to empty the son of a bitch Man, that was not

ago ... If I see? Football is not what it was!