Como todos sabemos, hace unos días la FIFA, apelando a los criterios más fair and just to help make football beautiful and pure (..........................), decided to allocate the site of the World 2018 to 2022 Russia and Qatar, above ELGIUM B-Netherlands, England, Spain, Portugal and Japan , among other countries that aspire to host the tournament. Some would say that was a shit that allocation of the seats. Others will say (mostly women and aberrations that do not like football) is going to be very nice if the football world will expand to such exotic countries. The latter view we spent by the roes hairy, but still respect it (?). But to close the chapter and resign ourselves to the inevitability of fait accompli, we offer you in a LMDF Qatar Russia 2018 and 2022 for Dummies , in the case that the unlikely combination of the world does not end in 2012 + you will see soccer in 12 16. If it's this post, print and go to the Russian consulate and Qatar closer to home, and sell on the street for $ 1.500. We do not charge royalties.
Russia 2018: Все мафии
countryOverview: A large country that has endured czars crazy despotic and tyrannical patients, the invasions of two of the most horrific armies of history, communist dictators and capitalist worm that eats everything (?), and to top it has lost much of its territory in the last 20 years, but nevertheless remains a global giant, deserves and give him his World. No longer the USSR for mass entertainment, angry residents show (?) Of communist ideology, but still Russia, the Little Mother Russia, which is responsible for housing in more than 17 million square miles of the event by which men endure 4 years of hardship (?).
Historyfootball: Russia as such has been playing more or less since 1994, always giving trouble. In the world of that year he lost to Sweden and Brazil , but was pleased to bring him Cameroon 6 goals and to promote a lie Oleg Salenko. In 1998 did not qualify. In 2002 he did, only to be eliminated in first round in the group Japan and Belgium. In 2006 and 2010 saw the World Cup since Casajstán (plop!). In the Euro was the only outstanding performance in 2008, with a great team with which nearly reach the final, but it happens that Spain.
Now, as USSR the story is different. That is, the titles are not crowded the windows of the Soviet Ministry of Sports, but at least the thing was more dignified: a 4th place in the 1966 World Cup, quarter-finals 3 times, a couple of times in the second round. And a European Championship, the first in history in 1960. Plus 3 more plays late. And glories of world football of all time, and (standing, starting worshipers Cristiano Ronaldo) L ev Yashin, Oleg Blokhin, Vladimir Bessonov, Rinat Dasaev, Ramaz Shengelia . Some animals, say that their selected were made up of agnostics disappointed that lie called Marxism-Leninism (?), But earned up Cafam Cup.
One of the most glorious shirts football history World Headquarters: Apparently the following cities are confirmed as 2018 World Cup venues: Ekaterinburg (see, where they killed the Czar Nicholas and his family), K aliningrado, Kazan, Krasnodar, Moscow, Nizhny Novgorod, Rostov on Don, (of what?) St. Petersburg, Samara, Sochi, Volgograd and Yaroslavl. We missed quite not placed in locations to Minsk, Kiev and Tbilisi , but then we remembered that as the USSR was over, as was explained to us that point.
Why should host the World Cup:
- Because it is a country rich in football history.
- Because you have an awesome economic power.
- Because it deserves the World Cup.
- Because it has to do.
- On seeing the Russian.
- But above all, to see the Argentine bars (those of Argentina and Colombia team, who believe themselves born on the banks of the River Plate, when in fact they were born next to the Tunjuelito) trying to get bravitos the Russian bars, which are not no queer. Especially I would like to see the hooligan mariconcitos Colombians who brag about going to robársele a rag to a swollen rival, going to bars to Russian bullying, that what is going to steal an arm, a head and a swollen liver rival . Let's see if they are as men. Please believe me, watch the video.
hilarious (?).
Why you should not host the World Cup:
- Because they have more mobsters per capita than a cattle fair in Caucasia.
- addition, because it is one in the Trans-Siberian Railway to Depropetrovsk to see the team training led by Leonel Colombia, before the game against Kosovo, and it's up and not sleep kill to travel to Yekaterinburg to see the match, only to find that by the time zone the game was played yesterday, while you were viewing the selection in the training (?).
- walk is not recommended for easy lifting in a cafe bar in Nizhny-Novgorod, as you walk huge female eyeing the beloved can be a big boss of local clan of the Chechen mafia. Thus, it is possible that you end up seeing the world from the comfort of fund a Volga estuary.
- is also advisable to stay out of any guest, we know that happens in Eastern European hostels (?). I spare to go to Dann Carlton Volgograd, whether they touch me mortgage the house, but I'm not going to a hostel or crazy.
- Vodka is not like the Medellin Añejo Ron Viejo de Caldas or: the 3 drinks and your body is thinking in bed while your mind thinks of the vagina (?). At 10 drinks your body and your mind thinks and does not either.
Translation: "The largest country, away!" (?) Qatar 2022: Fuck
Overview
country Oil for some countries is like football for some players, because he had gotten out of the mud. Because Qatar is a small piece of land from which oil springs and other springs sites silica (?), Thanks to which standards have lives that are among the highest in the world. That is, a guy like Julio Mario Santod * mingo there if you reach hard to assemble a fleet of buses with the route Al Ghuwariyah - Al Jumaliyah. The country has a bit more area that the Colombian department of Sucre, with a little more than 1 million-plus inhabitants. Very few to receive so much money.
football history: Ah, football in Qatar. Equipment is really good, like Al and Al Shabatiya Kuwurazmi, powers of the gulf. No, lies, I'll quit this pod (?). Qatar football has become the graveyard of the superstars who want to play sucking cock and making millions.
receiving T-Juninho Al-hand nosequé Café Tacuba singer (???) 
World Headquarters: According to our consultant Cyril cities Lusail, Al Khor, Ash-Shamal, Al Wakrah, Umm Salal, Al Rayyan, Doha have the honor of being World Cup venues. Now, we invite readers to write LMDF Qataris of giving us more information about these cities.
Why you should not host the World Cup: 
Doha Coliseum, the stadium at Atanasiah (?)
Why should host the World Cup:
- Because they have money to come up shit in it, so can do a show impressive. Logistics, obviously, and what happens on the field relates to the purity of the athletes who practice this sport (whore, as madness today.)
- Because they have money to come up shit in it, so they will do a show that will surely overshadow the game.
- Because there is no football.
- Because we see the group consisting of H Qatar, Slovenia, Canada, New Zealand and .
- Because we will not be able to learn these moniker of shit (?) That are there.
- Because, although they are more or less liberal, will be difficult to see shows with people doing anything wild in the street.
- Because the amount of people going to go there for the World Cup is going to play that Saudi Arabia will give away a piece of land.
- If your girlfriend is fond of showing topless soccer events of magnitude in orbital (?), Tell him to refrain from doing so, lest it touch return home leaving a booster in the secret police station in Qatar.
- Alcohol is allowed only foreign hotels (= expensive hotels), and paying a special permit. So, if I were you, I take the 2018 in Russia to get high with a hangover last me until 2022 ...
"Ohhh, Refinery is a feeling / that can not die / you do me 'hold the equipment / HH the Emir / No somo' as the Saudis / not meeting the Prime (? ) / from Doha to Messaied / no or low us Allah 
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