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LMDF Open Letter to the Popes of the World Cup: No more Cups shit, please

(As our thoughts, our souls and our hearts (?) Are somewhat forbidding the faithful band of followers 3 Soccer's gibberish, we publish here a letter to the Politburo LMDF fully signed and sent to Sepp Blatter, Michel Platini, Nicolas Leoz and another man there (?) a few days ago. We never got answer, so show it here to see if any revolutionary soul makes to reach any of those mentioned by whatever means they deem appropriate to fulfill that purpose. That neighborhood football again!).

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Medellín, Colombia, December 12, 2010.

Gentlemen
Albeiro Josep Blatter
Eugenio Michel Platini Nicolas
$ Leo $
Ramon Jesurum
ESD

Dear Sirs (?)

begin this letter felt personally remember the time when I was a naive child and lover of football, distant years in which 96.21% of Colombian bloggers were just a candle in Heaven waiting their turn to be fired (?). In those days I remember the desire and the strength that made all year waiting for:

• The Libertadores between February and June of each year.
• The World mid-year, when he played.
• Copa America, ibid.
• The Intercontinental in December.
• And the Colombian Football final in December as well.
  

Clarified that the naivete of my pre-pubescent years I yearned, in endless sleepless nights, see the DIM disputing the intercontinental framed by the discordant sound of the cicadas of football in Tokyo, or at least kicking cursing at the premises in Centennial, Monumental or Morumbi. But the point is that in those years were few but prestigious vying Cups, all with that aura of class that gave being a disputed among the best of the best side against the other. To know that a club had to have definitely Spartacus, Maximus and Attila the Hun to classify - not to mention win - such a tournament. As if you only have the resources that God gave you raised to the good old woman across the university, that to which we all feel like it, and that in theory the man takes pintoso and silver (that is, in theory is not for one (?)).

Yes, I'm to the point, Sepp, Nico, Ramon and Michi (?) Patience. I mention this is because now I think I do not know, I think, or say, it is my opinion, I do not know if I'm mulling: many cups are now in the year lost all the grace . And that's why we take the assignment of writing to you who are like the Popes of world football, to ask us to explain, from the depths of her withered and bitter heart (?), things like this:

1. World Cup goes to Felicidonia

understand that we must open the World Cup to all countries, but could it be that they are having a poquto? Could it be that American football is so central and quality so that there is an opportunity to sort 4 teams from the CONCACAF World Cup ? So, we bring Mexico and the United States, will not be the Brazil of 70 (bueh, not even the 90) but I do fight to any selection, and what's left? Honduras, Costa Rica, El Salvador, Jamaica, Trinidad and Tobago and Canada , in addition to (horror of horrors from the depths), Guatemala, Panama, Nicaragua or any of the 100 small islands in the Caribbean where the sport of choice its 3,000 inhabitants is the cricket and tomadera cane rum, creating your selected have for football ductility of the seam of the roe. Total: Selected Although much you will force the team of the Union of Porto Alegre looms.

What is in one of two things: either a) boring matches and duels closed where they put weaker in goal to own the bus that transports the hotel, or b) shows almost touching incident of ingenuity Third (?) as clumsy displays of Hondurans in the last world. Knowing you as I know, Sepp, I know you're thinking about the idea of \u200b\u200bexpanding to 36 or even 42 teams to the finals, anything to keep earning you the votes of the Football Association of Maldives , Malawi and the Philippines for reeligirte until you are an embalmed decorating your office for life in Zürich. I hope not, because if it is a shit watch the World Cup 2022 in Qatar , much more will be expected to start dueling group L with Brazil, Turkmenistan, Somalia and Venezuela.

2. The Copa Sudamericana is lying

recently saw on TV to an Argentine team beating a Brazilian club final on penalties. But that phrase, once applied to Vélez against Sao Paulo or against Palmeiras Boca refers to this time against Independent Goiás, in the final of the new defunct Cup Fox Sports Sudamericana. Recall that Independiente de Avellaneda is like Amparo Grisales : the low status that remains today is for what he did for many years (?). Se, the tournament that just ended last crowned him (!!), and is just 10 points behind the promotion, and 15 from direct reduction on the averages. And the front side of the thing was not very full nor hierarchy: the Goiás, which has never been champion of anything in Brazil, fell this year to B. In short: it was the final between dogs of Avellaneda against the dead walkers Goiania. And it was a final, by the grace of CONMEBOL, is "consolidation? at the point of marketing and propaganda channel breathed by the shit that this tournament which brings together fourth-clubs-are-not-so-good South America, and who knew ever win the International League of Quito and Boca , but equipuchos as Arsenal de Sarandi, Liga de Quito (?), Pachuca Cienciano of Cuzco.

The most pathetic of all was seeing on TV two teams with less quality than the Chinese car brand and under the clothes of a Sanandresito get a championship fight for cabotage, which served to hold their fans that year of shit did not matter, but to be South American champions, Dad.

3. We fucked the dear old Libertadores

Winning the Libertadores

formerly a fucking thing to earn the ballot: classified only the 2 best from each country (champion and runner-up, usually), which clustered in groups of 4 in passing to the semifinals only the group winner (ufff), hence in two groups of 3 (they joined the champion of the previous edition) of which only passed the first round , who went to the final with the winner of another group. Very bloody, and very selective. Sure, it was a system that made, for example, Venezuela and Minerva arrived Pepeganga while Argentina did not qualify Boca or San Lorenzo River or . But we agree, Nicholas, it is preferable that old system to see a tournament you play up to 6 clubs in the country, 5 of which will make a campaign of shit. Now sit back and watch the Libertadores in the first round generates as much excitement as watching the umpteenth repetition of Friends in Warner TV: see Aucas against Universidad de Sucre or Emelec against Coquimbo Unido leads one to think seriously consider the idea of \u200b\u200bMexican telenovelas as alternative entertainment.

4. "Campeóooon, campeóooon, there is only one champion ..."

What I have split the local tournament championships in two years? What grabs tournament seriously when just having a good run of 3 months, can say any team was national champion? a year = a champion, so does the Universe (?).

5. The Europa League: the tournament that crowns the top of the losers

Michel, do not play the queer who also you are: already Champions expand up to 4 teams per country (bueh, large) distorted the concept of " Champions" to a level of room. But worse was to end with the old glasses UEFA and Cup Winners Cup, that gave validity to the local tournaments Copa due importance to be second to create the Europe League, which classified (as in the South America) not-so-good of each country, and (cosssadelocos) who could not qualify for the next round of the Champions! In other words, give a prize that is in 3rd in a group of 4, while the first one that can be left with nothing in the Champions League. Thus, gain Europe League and boast of them is comparable to getting a regular old at a nightclub after blunders with 3 of the best, and talk shit the next day.

6. Postobón Cup: O Eternal long yawn ...

The idea of \u200b\u200bcreating a format Cup tournament in Colombia, including clubs in the Primera B is good in the background. But if the form is translated to form groups of 6 to an endless round of parties round, the tournament becomes a very long yawn, even sound. For the second game and the novelty is over. The third fall of the truism that politics placing club alternates to play the tournament to gain experience "is more for desehuesarse. In the 10 games and you never know which phase of the tournament is. At 30 grabs one by surprise news that is disputed final.

So, humbly, from our position as the most read blog football Vegachí Township between July and August 2010, we ask you to put as 2011 for this purpose and will start:

• Back to the World Cup format with 24 teams, yes, removing it from the best 3rd party.
• Send the Copa Sudamericana at the same place where they have stored the Super Cup, the Copa de Oro Nicolás Leoz and Merconorte.
• Back to the Copa Libertadores de 20 clubs, redistributing quotas so that there is a maximum of 3 per country (we all know which countries will (shall we?) With one (?)).
• One Year = One champion. Any other thought is fucking compulsive consumer non-traditional holiday celebrations.
  
• Raising the Cup Winners' Cup and making the Europa League in those preseason tournament to be played in Kuala Lumpur.
  
• Format (?) The Postobón Cup rounds of matches in first leg y vuelta.

Si no se cumplieren (?) éstos puntos, sepan ustedes que no dudaremos en montar un grupo de Facebook clamando por la inmediata destitución de los cargos que ostentan. ¡Todos saben el grandísimo y aterrador poder que tienen las iniciativas de personas desconocidas en Facebook!

Atentamente

El Politburó de LMDF

"Jefe, venga lo relaciono con éste pelao que tiene ganas de organizar un torneíto..."